tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

Starve and most likely die

shitmystudentswrite:

The fact that guns will never be taken away is the truth especially when people all across the country hunt for their food with guns if the United States took the guns away people would starve and most likely die.

rumpelstiltskln:

rumpelstiltskln:

Dogs are the only people allowed to smell horrible so wear deodorant goddammit

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don’t ever speak this trash to me again

keyblade-assassin:

don’t click play.

askinnyblackman:

westerosbaptistjerks:

thecatscactus:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

Way too cute D: why can’t y’all like these and not sloths!

“When a platypus feels inconvenienced, it digs its spur into its victim and releases its venom. Since it is only the male platypus that has the use of such artillery, it is thought that the spurs are probably used as an offensive weapon to assert dominance during the mating season and to lay down territorial boundaries. Venom production does indeed increase during the mating season, which sustains the theory. The venom has probably a defensive role too though the aim seems less to kill than to induce intensive pain. Human poisoning is not rare and results in excruciating pain accompanied by massive swelling.” (x)

cutie patootie

nighthawkok:

yofsoanarchy:

rosie-girl:

girl-non-grata:

Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.

Laughing so hard my body is shaking

Are dogs even real?

Omfgggggg

(Source: chaapa-la-pachala)